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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What made you feel disgusted today?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Still no good
No way
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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