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12.06.2025 05:57

Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Still no good
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
What happens to single guys when they get older?
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
No way
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Next, they tried...