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12.06.2025 05:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

Still no good

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

What happens to single guys when they get older?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Weaponizing Tariffs: Top Stocks For The Summer Heat - Seeking Alpha

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

A two-player Elden Ring Nightreign PC Mod is already available - Eurogamer

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

No way

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

State of Play Confirmed for 4th June, 40+ Minutes of PS5 Games - Push Square

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?